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Previously on "Billions"...

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We have him dead to rights.

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So he'll fold quick,

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and then we get back to what
we were really doing... Axelrod.

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Well, if you move on him
and take that risk,

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you have to get the reward.

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I said I know, Dad.

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Suspect trading pattern
on Pepsum Pharmaceuticals.

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[Ari] Peter Decker,
Quaker Ridge Financial.

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We start with Decker since
he had the longest tenure

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at Axe Capital of anyone
who left with Axe's backing.

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It also makes him very loyal
to Axe, much harder to crack.

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Get Terri McCue over at FBI
up on this, too.

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Do you know Cross-Co.?

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Mid-size firm, has a big
distribution contract

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with that bakery company,
YumTime.

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[Wendy] You're the best PM
on the floor. You know it.

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- They're fucking sure of it.
- Fucking-A.

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You think you're gonna
fucking blackmail me?

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Your hair, which will test
positive for cocaine,

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can be in Chuck Rhoades' hands
within an hour.

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You're gonna watch,
listen, and report.

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[Bobby] That's what this is
all about, guys.

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Not only how our firm
survived 9/11,

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but how we didn't give up.

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It's just wrong

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that you're the one
standing there.

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You know, like the idea that
if someone has a problem

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with you and they come
to you in person,

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you do what you can
to take care of it.

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But they take
that beef public,

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the ground just falls out from
beneath them where I'm from.

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- Are you threatening me?
- Fucking right I am.

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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

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♪

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[The Dramatics'
"Get Up and Get Down" playing]

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♪

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[man] Oh!

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♪

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[grunting]

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[June and man moaning]

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- Oh!
- Oh!

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♪ Come on ♪

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Oh, I'm in
the clubhouse turn.

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[both continue moaning]

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Ahh! Oh, Goddamn it.

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[door creaks]

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You want... you want
a beer or something?

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♪ Get up out of your seat ♪

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Let's just fuck.

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♪ Get down, get up
and move your feet ♪

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♪ Come on and... ♪
[door closes]

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Say that again.

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[whispers]
Let's just fuck.

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♪

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I don't make it a habit
to sleep with my authors.

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Too bad for them.
[chuckles]

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So this is the week, huh?

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Your people break out
the marketing plan for my book.

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We're gonna make you
into a best seller.

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- [inhales sharply] Mm.
- Yeah.

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I could do
all the morning shows.

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And you will.

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[truck beeping, engine rumbling]

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[hydraulics hiss,
engine turns off]

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- Morning.
- [Ben] Hey, Axe.

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[gate rumbles]

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Scrumpet?

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You ever eat these?

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My parents own a deli
in Kew Gardens.

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- We used to sell 'em.
- You grew up in Queens?

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We moved there when I was 9,
from Korea.

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Oh, you speak the language?
[wrapper crinkling]

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[speaks Korean]

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Good to know.

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You worked in that deli?

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Every morning,
every afternoon,

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and I did the books
on the weekends.

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And then Stanford.

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American dream.
[chuckles]

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Here's something they didn't
teach you at Stanford, Ben.

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Whenever you can,
put a company in your mouth.

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[wrapper crinkles]

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[♪ ethereal music]

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What do you think?

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[mouth full]
Not as good as I remember.

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And that's a problem,
'cause I own

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a hell of a lot
of these fucking things

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and I'm about to own more.

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♪

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[cellphone vibrating]

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[sighs]

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Yeah, Jack.

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What time is it?

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Okay.

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Well, that's crazy.

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Okay.

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Shit. Really?

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Fuck.

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Yeah, all right.
Well, thanks for the heads up.

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Ah...

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[cellphone clatters]

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[whispers]
Son of a bitch.

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[clears throat] Issue?

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That was a courtesy call
from an agent friend of mine

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working with
the Eastern District.

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Mm. Okay.

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Last night, they arrested
this hedge fund guy in Greenwich

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on securities and wire fraud.

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Get to the part
I'm gonna hate.

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The guy works for Decker.

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He's gonna flip on him
to save his own ass.

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[sniffs] Son of a bitch.
What time is it?

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- 5:50.
- [groans]

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[birds calling]

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[Chuck clicking tongue]
Hmm?

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[dog barks]
Come on.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho.

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Take it easy there, fella.

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Excuse me, sir.

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What?

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You didn't clean up
after your dog.

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Yeah, I forgot the bag
today.

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[chuckles]

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Oh, I don't think so

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because, you know, it's not
just the statutory law,

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it's the law of civility,
man.

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And I've seen you before.

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You come out of that building,
your dog craps,

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and you just leave it
where it falls.

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Why don't you mind
your business?

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This is my business.

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Oh, you're that guy.

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I am that guy.

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All right, well,
do you have an extra bag?

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No, no. See, I used mine.

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Well, I'll get it
next time.

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No, I think you need
to get it this time.

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Why don't you let it slide?

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"Let it slide."

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That sounds simple, easy.

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Sure, let it slide.
That's just some dog shit.

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But those are three devious
little words.

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You know, if... if I let
your dog shit slide,

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then I have to be okay

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with this whole plaza
filling up with it,

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which it would
before we know it.

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Oh, then it would be
on our pant legs and our shoes,

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and we would track it
into our homes,

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and then our homes
would smell like shit, too.

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It'd be easy
to let it slide.

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You know, why don't we, uh,

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why don't we let
petty larceny slide, too?

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Some kid steals five bucks
from a newsstand? Who cares?

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Well, maybe next time
he decides to steal your TV

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or break into your brownstone
and steal your fucking wife.

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But what difference
does it make?

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Because by then, we're all
living in shit anyway.

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Come on, man.
I don't have a bag.

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- You have hands.
- What?

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- Use your hands.
- Or?

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♪

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[sighs] Come on, man.
Come on, buddy.

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♪

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[cellphone vibrating]
There we go. Thattaboy.

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That's the spirit.

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- Ugh.
- Yeah?

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[man] Eastern's moved
on Decker.

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They pinched one of his guys.
Looks like he's cooperating.

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He's gonna flip on Decker?
Are you fucking kidding me?

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We... Goddamn it.
Hold on. Hold on.

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Sir, there's still some
over here.

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That's not Bobo's, man.

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- It is now.
- Fuck. Really?

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Yeah.

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- Well, if they have Decker...
- [scoffs]

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...then they have Axelrod,
and we don't.

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- We know where this came from.
- [sighs] It's fucking Spyros.

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Yeah, you know, while we're
chasing down Birch,

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that glory hound gets Eastern
to look into Decker.

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[groaning]

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Hold on just a second.

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[thud]
Sir?

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Thank you for doing
your civic duty.

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[scoffs]

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Feels good, doesn't it?

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[scoffs]

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Okay.

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[woman]
♪ Make some time for YumTime ♪

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♪ We're baking just for you ♪

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♪ Scrumpets and Krumblettes ♪

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♪ And Scribbleberries, too ♪

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- What up, big Steve?
- ♪ Every single crumb ♪

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♪ You'll say
yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! ♪

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- Good morning, Mr. Bailey.
- Thank you, Cheryl.

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♪ YumTime today ♪
[telephone rings]

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Mr. Bailey's office.

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♪ ...for yum yum ♪

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[woman] I have Mr. Purkheiser
on the line.

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[button clicks]
Thank you.

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What do you say, Purk?

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Word is,

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Bobby Axelrod is up to
a 4.9% stake in YumTime.

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Thanks for the heads up, Purk.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Fuck! Sh...

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Cheryl, get in here!

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[Major Lazer] ♪ Major lazer ♪

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♪ Jump up, jump up,
jump up, yeah ♪

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♪ Be advised,
everybody thumbs up, yeah ♪

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♪ Everyone, yes,
bring your thumbs up, yeah ♪

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♪ Everyone bring your thumbs up,
hey ♪

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♪ Jump up, jump up,
jump up, yeah ♪

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♪ Be advised,
everybody thumbs up, yeah ♪

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♪ Everyone, yes,
bring your thumbs up, yeah ♪

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♪ Everybody bring
your thumbs up ♪

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♪ Oh, yeah ♪

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♪

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And you know what ATM
stands for, right?

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Yes.

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I don't wanna be
the kind of person

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that gets off on that.

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I really don't.

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But... I've learned this,

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and it's one of the positives
of getting older.

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It's better to accept
who I am than fight it.

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Ass-to-mouth, by the way.

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Just so that we are speaking
the same language.

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Oh, we are.

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Sometimes on the drive home,
I'll roll it over in my mind.

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You know, what is it
about a woman

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taking it into her mouth
after a little raw-dogging

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that just seems so right?

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And it's this...

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that I'm accepted as I am.

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Completely.

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For my good qualities,
sure,

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but also for all...

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of my filth.

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And I appreciate a woman
who is that giving.

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I truly do.

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[inhales sharply] But there's
more to it, isn't there?

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The... act
you're talking about

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has to do
with power dynamics.

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Dominance.

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Maybe ask why this is
coming up for you now.

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Is there a work connection?

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Someone you feel isn't looking
at you like she should?

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Maria Saldana. Wow.

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What happened?

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She was kind of a bastard about
her bonus at quarterly review,

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and then she went and got
an offer away.

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Yeah, but she's still here.

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Yeah, but she threatened
to leave,

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leveraging us to make
a bigger offer,

256
00:10:37,827 --> 00:10:40,360
which we will,
and I think she stays.

257
00:10:40,362 --> 00:10:41,896
- You feel played.
- Yeah, I do.

258
00:10:41,898 --> 00:10:43,397
Then why did you make her
the counter

259
00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:46,333
if you feel that way?
Because she's great at her job.

260
00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:47,768
Her PandL's always green.

261
00:10:47,770 --> 00:10:49,937
She grew her capital
from 50 to $300 million.

262
00:10:49,939 --> 00:10:51,371
Men renegotiate.

263
00:10:51,373 --> 00:10:53,807
If they do it this way,
they get fired.

264
00:10:53,809 --> 00:10:55,274
So it's really not because
she's a woman?

265
00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:57,944
No, it's because she got
out of line.

266
00:10:57,946 --> 00:10:59,946
You know that we're upping
Donnie Caan's capital...

267
00:10:59,948 --> 00:11:01,214
tripling it.
I asked Axe why.

268
00:11:01,216 --> 00:11:03,850
He said, "Donnie's loyal,
a good soldier."

269
00:11:03,852 --> 00:11:05,719
And in your mind,
Maria's not.

270
00:11:05,721 --> 00:11:08,987
It doesn't matter.
I'll keep her.

271
00:11:15,795 --> 00:11:18,163
You gonna tell me about
that smile?

272
00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:21,566
Well, I'll keep her,

273
00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:24,336
but she won't have
much fun.

274
00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:29,340
It's my duty to make
an example of her now.

275
00:11:29,342 --> 00:11:31,876
You cannot leverage us.

276
00:11:31,878 --> 00:11:34,645
So over the next two years,

277
00:11:34,647 --> 00:11:36,380
she'll get cut back
in ways she can't control.

278
00:11:36,382 --> 00:11:37,782
She'll get less deal flow,

279
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:38,950
less information will
fall into her lap.

280
00:11:38,952 --> 00:11:41,185
At the end of her deal,

281
00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:43,754
she'll be worth a quarter
of her current comp.

282
00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:46,990
[♪ dramatic music]

283
00:11:46,992 --> 00:11:49,492
Ass-to-mouth,

284
00:11:49,494 --> 00:11:51,694
whether she likes it
or not.

285
00:11:51,696 --> 00:11:54,064
[indistinct conversations]

286
00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:55,732
- Hey, Christine.
- Oh, hey, Lara.

287
00:11:55,734 --> 00:11:57,634
- I have you in the 10:00, right?
- Yeah.

288
00:11:57,636 --> 00:11:59,002
So you get the whole
book tour treatment?

289
00:11:59,004 --> 00:12:01,103
- Local press, store signings?
- Yes, all of that.

290
00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:02,872
Oh, so fun. Hey, Lara.

291
00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:04,006
Hi, ladies.

292
00:12:04,008 --> 00:12:05,607
Congratulate June.

293
00:12:05,609 --> 00:12:06,876
Oh, on what?

294
00:12:06,878 --> 00:12:09,044
Goose Quill is publishing
her memoir

295
00:12:09,046 --> 00:12:11,080
on how she got through 9/11.

296
00:12:11,082 --> 00:12:13,615
Wow. Congratulations, June.

297
00:12:13,617 --> 00:12:14,950
Yeah, it's just, you know,

298
00:12:14,952 --> 00:12:16,918
it's just a story
I wanted to tell.

299
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,319
- [chuckles]
- So cool, right?

300
00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:21,322
Yeah, super-duper.

301
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,225
Well, congrats again.
Can't wait to read it.

302
00:12:27,129 --> 00:12:29,864
[sighs softly]

303
00:12:29,866 --> 00:12:32,901
[indistinct conversations
continue]

304
00:12:32,903 --> 00:12:36,703
[♪ pensive music]

305
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:39,940
Hi. It's Lara Axelrod for
Shari Strang in communications.

306
00:12:39,942 --> 00:12:41,074
♪

307
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,211
[cellphone vibrates]

308
00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:46,780
- Lara, hey.
- Hey, Shari.

309
00:12:46,782 --> 00:12:50,250
Listen, I need you
to get something for me.

310
00:12:50,252 --> 00:12:52,952
This is more.

311
00:12:52,954 --> 00:12:55,188
This is much more than...

312
00:12:56,323 --> 00:12:57,489
I didn't come in here

313
00:12:57,491 --> 00:12:59,658
trying to get you to do
what you're doing.

314
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,628
Well, if you had,
I wouldn't be.

315
00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,596
And it makes good sense.

316
00:13:04,598 --> 00:13:06,565
Should make a pretty big
difference to the family.

317
00:13:06,567 --> 00:13:08,466
Game changer for us.

318
00:13:08,468 --> 00:13:12,003
- Bring Wags in?
- Yeah.

319
00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:14,605
- Axe.
- Yeah?

320
00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:16,107
Thank you for your trust.

321
00:13:16,109 --> 00:13:17,508
Thank you for earning it.

322
00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:18,743
[door closes]

323
00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:21,546
This is huge.
I wanna thank you, too.

324
00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:24,049
I told Donnie we've always
known we could trust him.

325
00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:26,516
It's official. We're gonna
triple up his stack,

326
00:13:26,518 --> 00:13:28,385
back him with the main fund
when we can.

327
00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:31,655
He'll need one-on-ones,
some IPOs, and another analyst.

328
00:13:31,657 --> 00:13:34,391
Excellent.
Shooter shooter, coming out.

329
00:13:34,393 --> 00:13:36,994
Get started with 200,000 shares
of Rubinex.

330
00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:40,064
That's a big position.
Are you sure?

331
00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:41,598
We are not uncertain.

332
00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,233
You're gonna be
our Brian Doyle.

333
00:13:43,235 --> 00:13:44,600
- Who?
- Brian Doyle.

334
00:13:44,602 --> 00:13:47,036
He's a utility player
on the '78 Yankees.

335
00:13:47,038 --> 00:13:48,738
He's a lifetime
.168 hitter.

336
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,306
That's below the Mendoza.

337
00:13:50,308 --> 00:13:52,408
But in the '78 World Series,

338
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,844
Willie Randolph got hurt,
Doyle stepped in,

339
00:13:54,846 --> 00:13:56,645
hit .438,
played like an MVP.

340
00:13:56,647 --> 00:13:59,547
- Legendary.
- You're gonna be Brian Doyle.

341
00:13:59,549 --> 00:14:02,351
I'm gonna be Brian Doyle.

342
00:14:04,653 --> 00:14:07,689
Amelia, I know
it's a high profile case.

343
00:14:07,691 --> 00:14:10,058
But, uh, I'm building
something here.

344
00:14:10,060 --> 00:14:11,459
So can we horse trade?

345
00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:13,061
Listening.

346
00:14:13,063 --> 00:14:14,562
The Schachetti brothers.

347
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,164
You gonna give me
the Schachetti brothers?

348
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,499
You like?

349
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:21,835
You propose to trade
a high-flying hedge fund manager

350
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:23,437
for a couple of old goombahs

351
00:14:23,439 --> 00:14:26,274
throwing elbows
over garbage pickups in Queens?

352
00:14:26,276 --> 00:14:29,410
Maybe, uh, you don't understand
how horse trading works.

353
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:31,979
Uh, you don't open
with your, uh...

354
00:14:31,981 --> 00:14:34,580
You can't offer me your mule
for my thoroughbred.

355
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:38,385
You're hoping I'm dumb enough
to go for that.

356
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:41,421
So fuck you and the horse
you didn't ride in on.

357
00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,622
[receiver thuds]

358
00:14:44,691 --> 00:14:47,693
I think maybe she does
understand horse trading.

359
00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:52,531
[telephones ringing,
indistinct conversations]

360
00:14:52,533 --> 00:14:54,199
[man] Just find it.

361
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:57,169
[indistinct conversations
continue]

362
00:14:57,171 --> 00:14:58,570
File you asked about.

363
00:14:58,572 --> 00:15:00,172
What?

364
00:15:00,174 --> 00:15:01,640
Sakurov cyber fraud case.

365
00:15:01,642 --> 00:15:04,109
Oh, right. Thanks.

366
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,278
Any luck with the, uh,
douche bags from Eastern?

367
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,012
[chuckles] Not yet.

368
00:15:11,016 --> 00:15:14,185
- Hey.
- Hi.

369
00:15:14,187 --> 00:15:17,355
Well, I, uh, heard from
that agent over there and, uh,

370
00:15:17,357 --> 00:15:19,924
Decker's junior is being
very cooperative.

371
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:22,994
- Son of a bitch.
- Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

372
00:15:22,996 --> 00:15:24,261
[sighs]

373
00:15:24,263 --> 00:15:25,895
All right, well,
catch you later.

374
00:15:25,897 --> 00:15:27,697
Yeah.

375
00:15:31,569 --> 00:15:34,071
- She's good, isn't she?
- Yeah.

376
00:15:34,073 --> 00:15:36,039
Yeah, it's important
to develop

377
00:15:36,041 --> 00:15:37,407
good relationships
with agents.

378
00:15:37,409 --> 00:15:39,876
Oh, yeah, I know.
You told me that first day.

379
00:15:39,878 --> 00:15:42,445
Can't stress that enough.

380
00:15:42,447 --> 00:15:44,080
So what's going on
with Eastern?

381
00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:45,948
Ah.

382
00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:49,251
Spyros, the SEC, pulled a move
on the Axelrod case.

383
00:15:49,253 --> 00:15:50,353
What?

384
00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:51,687
They got a guy
to flip on Decker,

385
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,255
one of
Axelrod's spin-offs.

386
00:15:53,257 --> 00:15:55,057
- Pete Decker?
- Yeah.

387
00:15:55,059 --> 00:15:58,326
He's got a couple billion
in assets under management.

388
00:15:58,328 --> 00:15:59,594
Ties to Axelrod.

389
00:15:59,596 --> 00:16:01,096
Mm, you wanted to flip him.

390
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:02,530
That was the plan.

391
00:16:02,532 --> 00:16:04,632
You have all the leverage
you need?

392
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:06,901
[chuckles] No such thing.

393
00:16:06,903 --> 00:16:10,472
I'll grind on it.

394
00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,707
Like, uh, Terri.

395
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:15,575
She looks
like a real grinder.

396
00:16:18,779 --> 00:16:21,648
[scoffs, chuckles]

397
00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:23,717
As members of the board
of YumTime...

398
00:16:23,719 --> 00:16:25,185
Gathered informally.

399
00:16:25,187 --> 00:16:26,620
...you must wanna know

400
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:29,289
if my acquiring
almost 5% of your company

401
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,957
is a vote of confidence.

402
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:34,660
So let me put an end
to the suspense... it isn't.

403
00:16:34,662 --> 00:16:38,498
Mr. Axelrod is prepared
to increase his position

404
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,333
and file with the SEC.

405
00:16:40,335 --> 00:16:41,467
In addition to its stake,

406
00:16:41,469 --> 00:16:43,469
Axe Capital controls
a significant percentage

407
00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:45,405
of the silent money votes
in this company.

408
00:16:45,407 --> 00:16:47,673
Which means,
come proxy season,

409
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:51,309
there's a road for all of you
being out on your asses.

410
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,979
It's all in the letter,
which can be released publicly.

411
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,682
We're all aware
of activist letters,

412
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,652
and Mr. Axelrod's history
with such.

413
00:17:00,654 --> 00:17:03,588
A seat at the table and a say
in management decisions.

414
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,057
Based on what?

415
00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:06,924
The fact that YumTime profits
have declined 8 years running,

416
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:11,628
while executive compensation
has soared 300%.

417
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,464
And Hutch Bailey III
has been CEO

418
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,300
for exactly that span of time.

419
00:17:17,769 --> 00:17:20,538
I'm not here
as a declaration of war,

420
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,406
but as a beacon of hope...

421
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:24,907
someone who knows how
a business should be run,

422
00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,443
who sees exactly why
your brand

423
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:27,577
is bleeding market share,

424
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,279
from the ingredients
to the marketing.

425
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,014
You are in a room full
of career business operators.

426
00:17:32,016 --> 00:17:33,149
Absolutely.

427
00:17:33,151 --> 00:17:34,784
And I've been made to understand

428
00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:37,019
that you're
the reasonable board members

429
00:17:37,021 --> 00:17:39,855
who see how tenuous
the future of YumTime is.

430
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:41,957
We could be as reasonable
as Phil Donahue,

431
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,158
wouldn't change a thing.

432
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,094
Hutch Bailey III
is the CEO

433
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,929
and will be
until he decides otherwise.

434
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:51,066
The Bailey family is YumTime.
YumTime is the Bailey family.

435
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:53,102
As the majority of
the board of directors,

436
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:55,104
you can change all of that
in an instant.

437
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:58,772
Our chairman, Jerome Purkheiser,
is a wise and smart man.

438
00:17:58,774 --> 00:18:01,075
And he has been like
a second father to Hutch

439
00:18:01,077 --> 00:18:02,843
once Hutch II passed on.

440
00:18:02,845 --> 00:18:05,580
And I do not think Purk
would look upon this

441
00:18:05,582 --> 00:18:07,148
in a friendly way at all.

442
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,316
So leave your letter.

443
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:10,284
Put it on a billboard
if you want.

444
00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:11,819
This meeting's over.

445
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:14,988
[♪ tense music]

446
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:18,492
So it's all about Purkheiser.
Now we know that for sure.

447
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,893
- Yeah. Did you see her react?
- I did.

448
00:18:20,895 --> 00:18:22,629
[horn honks in distance]

449
00:18:22,631 --> 00:18:24,131
[woman] I am exposed here.
[sighs]

450
00:18:24,133 --> 00:18:26,199
This board seat gives me
my own standing

451
00:18:26,201 --> 00:18:28,067
and $200,000 in income.

452
00:18:28,069 --> 00:18:30,036
Seats are always at risk
during a takeover.

453
00:18:30,038 --> 00:18:31,637
You'll be fine.

454
00:18:31,639 --> 00:18:32,771
I don't wanna hear
those words from you

455
00:18:32,773 --> 00:18:34,840
until you divorce
Betty fucking Crocker.

456
00:18:34,842 --> 00:18:37,109
Cut the screen test, Evelyn.
Let me read the goddamn letter.

457
00:18:37,111 --> 00:18:38,677
[siren wailing in distance]

458
00:18:38,679 --> 00:18:40,979
Jesus, really?

459
00:18:40,981 --> 00:18:43,815
"Hutch Bailey has betrayed
the consumer and his own legacy

460
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:46,352
by tampering
with the recipe"?

461
00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:48,219
The product tastes fine.

462
00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:52,490
This isn't about
the product.

463
00:18:55,127 --> 00:18:57,262
Bobby Axelrod knows about
you and me.

464
00:18:57,264 --> 00:18:59,464
What? How?

465
00:18:59,466 --> 00:19:03,168
[glass thuds]
Not sure. But I'm impressed.

466
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:05,002
He knows how important
your happiness is to me,

467
00:19:05,004 --> 00:19:09,139
so he's making us
his brushback pitch to my son.

468
00:19:09,141 --> 00:19:10,940
It's nice handiwork.

469
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,742
We've got to stop it.

470
00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:15,745
He cannot get
on a winning streak.

471
00:19:15,747 --> 00:19:17,047
What are we gonna do?

472
00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:20,651
I gave you my board seat,
so I don't have a voice.

473
00:19:20,653 --> 00:19:24,253
But here's what you can do.

474
00:19:24,255 --> 00:19:27,022
You can talk
to Jerome Purkheiser.

475
00:19:27,024 --> 00:19:28,324
And say what?

476
00:19:28,326 --> 00:19:30,859
You're a persuasive woman.

477
00:19:30,861 --> 00:19:34,997
Persuade him to ride
this thing out and block it.

478
00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,032
They're lobbying him.

479
00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:38,967
You should lobby him.

480
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,203
Okay, I'll go talk to him.

481
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:43,838
- Well, not now.
- Why not?

482
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,340
Honey, I took a pill.

483
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:55,883
[vehicles passing]

484
00:19:55,885 --> 00:19:59,019
[door closes]
Hey, Lara.

485
00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:00,754
- Did you get it?
- Yep.

486
00:20:00,756 --> 00:20:03,924
How'd you do that so fast?

487
00:20:03,926 --> 00:20:05,626
I know an editor
at Goose Quill.

488
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:06,827
His kid's a bass player,

489
00:20:06,829 --> 00:20:08,929
and I promised his band
a Pitchfork piece.

490
00:20:08,931 --> 00:20:10,297
Amazing.

491
00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:13,799
Hey, Lar. Wanna try a morel
and asparagus beggar's purse?

492
00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:15,067
Totally.

493
00:20:15,069 --> 00:20:17,069
Lu, Shari. Shari, Lu.

494
00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:18,904
Oh, the sister.

495
00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:20,306
Yeah, the sister. Hey.

496
00:20:20,308 --> 00:20:21,741
Eat that.

497
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:25,645
♪

498
00:20:25,647 --> 00:20:28,013
Oh, my God. That is insane.

499
00:20:28,015 --> 00:20:29,482
She farms 'em, I charms 'em.

500
00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:30,915
I could eat that, like,
every day.

501
00:20:30,917 --> 00:20:32,984
That's my sis.

502
00:20:32,986 --> 00:20:35,787
So I skimmed.
I learned a thing or two.

503
00:20:35,789 --> 00:20:37,489
I didn't know Axe
was a doctor.

504
00:20:37,491 --> 00:20:39,124
A what?

505
00:20:39,126 --> 00:20:40,392
Stanford.

506
00:20:40,394 --> 00:20:42,427
Oh, the honorary.

507
00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:43,962
Yeah, we made
a pretty big gift.

508
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,430
[dish clinks in distance]

509
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:47,865
Lara, take a look
at chapter ten.

510
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:50,401
It's a problem.

511
00:20:50,403 --> 00:20:53,036
[chair thuds]

512
00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:56,073
[♪ tense music]

513
00:20:59,544 --> 00:21:00,911
[door closes]

514
00:21:00,913 --> 00:21:02,780
No, I'm... I'm sure that
the kids will have

515
00:21:02,782 --> 00:21:03,881
a wonderful time.

516
00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:05,615
Listen, I really do
need to run.

517
00:21:05,617 --> 00:21:07,617
Yeah, okay. Bye.

518
00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:08,918
[receiver thuds]

519
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:11,621
- Lonnie.
- Chuck. What's up?

520
00:21:11,623 --> 00:21:15,525
Uh, do you happen to catch
the science section on Tuesday?

521
00:21:15,527 --> 00:21:17,627
I may have skipped it.

522
00:21:17,629 --> 00:21:19,896
Mm. I never miss a word.

523
00:21:19,898 --> 00:21:23,332
Anyway, uh, there was a piece
on microbial research.

524
00:21:23,334 --> 00:21:24,966
It's a burgeoning field.

525
00:21:24,968 --> 00:21:28,136
And this MIT team was
looking into apoptosis.

526
00:21:28,138 --> 00:21:29,971
There are cells

527
00:21:29,973 --> 00:21:33,108
within me and you
and other complex organisms

528
00:21:33,110 --> 00:21:36,878
that will actually sacrifice
themselves for the whole.

529
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,782
Healthy cells just kind of...
[chuckles]

530
00:21:40,784 --> 00:21:42,717
Taking one for the team.

531
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:44,619
What?

532
00:21:44,621 --> 00:21:46,688
Statue of Liberty
attempted bombing case

533
00:21:46,690 --> 00:21:47,855
needs to come off
your plate.

534
00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:49,590
I'm sorry?

535
00:21:49,592 --> 00:21:51,559
Eastern needs that case.

536
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:54,595
No. That's a dagger.

537
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:55,862
I have this.

538
00:21:55,864 --> 00:21:58,465
I've been doing this
for two years around the clock.

539
00:21:58,467 --> 00:22:00,867
Oh, believe me, I know,
and I see that.

540
00:22:00,869 --> 00:22:02,902
But it really can't
be helped.

541
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,205
Besides, you're still
gonna be on the case.

542
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:06,340
What the fuck?

543
00:22:06,342 --> 00:22:09,209
You're cross-designating me
to Eastern?

544
00:22:09,211 --> 00:22:11,411
Like you said, you've been
working on it for two years.

545
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,012
They're gonna need
your expertise.

546
00:22:14,014 --> 00:22:15,715
Yeah, I'm gonna do
all the scut work.

547
00:22:15,717 --> 00:22:17,950
They're gonna try the case
and get the good stuff.

548
00:22:17,952 --> 00:22:19,352
I'll make it up to you.

549
00:22:19,354 --> 00:22:20,986
You gotta give me a reason.

550
00:22:20,988 --> 00:22:24,357
I'm making parlay with Eastern
and I need big wampum.

551
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:27,092
[sighs deeply]

552
00:22:27,094 --> 00:22:29,561
So I'm supposed to what,
just grab my ankles and take it?

553
00:22:29,563 --> 00:22:32,129
I'll send over a vat
of ass lube.

554
00:22:32,131 --> 00:22:34,265
[pats back]
Chuck.

555
00:22:35,968 --> 00:22:37,769
What's the difference
between

556
00:22:37,771 --> 00:22:41,473
ass lube
or regular lube?

557
00:22:41,475 --> 00:22:43,140
Viscosity.

558
00:22:44,744 --> 00:22:46,777
- Fuck, Wend.
- [chuckling]

559
00:22:46,779 --> 00:22:48,779
I never get used
to how you live.

560
00:22:48,781 --> 00:22:51,281
Yeah.

561
00:22:51,283 --> 00:22:54,651
You know, I can see why you
made the choice that you did.

562
00:22:54,653 --> 00:22:57,320
E.R., it's binary.

563
00:22:57,322 --> 00:22:58,856
They come in
bleeding to death,

564
00:22:58,858 --> 00:23:02,292
I get them back on the rails
inside of a day.

565
00:23:02,294 --> 00:23:05,094
Or not.
Either way, it's done.

566
00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:08,197
I'm forced to move on
to the next, to be present.

567
00:23:08,199 --> 00:23:09,465
It's satisfying.

568
00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:11,200
I'm an adrenaline junkie
anyway.

569
00:23:11,202 --> 00:23:12,502
Well, we're both addicts.

570
00:23:12,504 --> 00:23:14,737
This thing I do...

571
00:23:14,739 --> 00:23:17,673
[scoffs] I get so fucking
turned on doing it

572
00:23:17,675 --> 00:23:21,443
because I see the change
happen immediately, too.

573
00:23:21,445 --> 00:23:24,780
They go from zero to 100,
and I can watch

574
00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:27,949
exactly how they use
what I give them.

575
00:23:27,951 --> 00:23:31,853
Yeah, but something about it
is not sitting right with you.

576
00:23:34,123 --> 00:23:36,425
You're in the horns
of a dilemma.

577
00:23:36,427 --> 00:23:39,760
Horns... of a... dilemma.

578
00:23:45,967 --> 00:23:47,701
There's this woman. [sighs]

579
00:23:47,703 --> 00:23:52,239
She's a real badass.
I like her a lot.

580
00:23:52,241 --> 00:23:55,074
And I know she's about
to get crushed,

581
00:23:55,076 --> 00:23:57,376
and the guy who's gonna
crush her is my patient, too.

582
00:23:58,946 --> 00:24:00,513
All these people
matter to me,

583
00:24:00,515 --> 00:24:02,449
and I can't do my job
if I judge them.

584
00:24:02,451 --> 00:24:03,616
Do the triage.

585
00:24:03,618 --> 00:24:06,953
Figure out who needs what more
and go that way.

586
00:24:06,955 --> 00:24:08,655
That's the short-term fix.

587
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:11,957
Long term? This shit is gonna
give you ulceritis.

588
00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:14,493
- [scoffs]
- Worse.

589
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,762
Talk to Chase,
the headhunter.

590
00:24:16,764 --> 00:24:19,297
Hmm. That guy you...

591
00:24:19,299 --> 00:24:21,667
Yeah, we had a little thing.
It was years ago.

592
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,069
- You were kinda into him.
- Mm-hmm.

593
00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:25,671
He was... fun.

594
00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:29,273
Good at certain things,
if I recall.

595
00:24:29,275 --> 00:24:30,942
Very conscientious.

596
00:24:30,944 --> 00:24:33,410
[laughing]

597
00:24:33,412 --> 00:24:35,079
[laughing]

598
00:24:35,081 --> 00:24:37,615
Someone's gotta talk
to Purkheiser.

599
00:24:37,617 --> 00:24:39,851
He made his money
in meat processing.

600
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,652
Feared by the bovine.

601
00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,088
Kills over a million cows
a year.

602
00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:47,323
He's been described to me
as a cool-headed Midwesterner

603
00:24:47,325 --> 00:24:49,493
who can smell bullshit
in the colon of a bull

604
00:24:49,495 --> 00:24:50,594
from across the ranch.

605
00:24:50,596 --> 00:24:52,496
[scoffs] Wanna try him?

606
00:24:52,498 --> 00:24:54,464
I can't do that.
He's folksy.

607
00:24:54,466 --> 00:24:55,599
So?

608
00:24:55,601 --> 00:24:57,233
I've tried
with folksy people.

609
00:24:57,235 --> 00:24:59,268
They find me to be
a rapacious scumbag.

610
00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:02,605
I'm sorry to break it
to you, but...

611
00:25:02,607 --> 00:25:04,373
I don't think it's just
the folksy people.

612
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:06,141
How 'bout you?

613
00:25:06,143 --> 00:25:09,111
You're my rapacious scumbag.

614
00:25:09,113 --> 00:25:10,713
This is what love is.

615
00:25:13,583 --> 00:25:14,717
[Muzak playing
over telephone] ♪

616
00:25:14,719 --> 00:25:16,652
They put me
on fucking hold?

617
00:25:16,654 --> 00:25:18,587
Yeah, a man
of your stature.

618
00:25:18,589 --> 00:25:20,855
Damn right.
Man of my imperious...

619
00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:22,123
You ready to sweet talk me?

620
00:25:23,859 --> 00:25:26,628
Statue of Liberty
bombing attempt.

621
00:25:30,165 --> 00:25:31,533
I don't know.

622
00:25:31,535 --> 00:25:32,901
Oh, yes, you do.

623
00:25:32,903 --> 00:25:34,736
This story's front page
of the Times,

624
00:25:34,738 --> 00:25:36,504
above the fold,
and the case is solid.

625
00:25:36,506 --> 00:25:39,205
- One condition.
- Shoot.

626
00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:41,307
Ari Spyros
is embedded with you.

627
00:25:41,309 --> 00:25:43,476
No. No, no, no, no, no.

628
00:25:43,478 --> 00:25:47,080
No, you can't saddle me
with that useless douche bag.

629
00:25:47,082 --> 00:25:48,515
[mouths word]

630
00:25:48,517 --> 00:25:51,284
- Take or leave?
- Done.

631
00:25:51,286 --> 00:25:53,053
We'll send the transcript
right over.

632
00:25:53,055 --> 00:25:56,022
- Good.
- [Ari] Chuck, it's Ari.

633
00:25:56,024 --> 00:25:58,323
Looking forward
to working with you again.

634
00:25:58,325 --> 00:25:59,625
[inhales deeply]

635
00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,994
Hey. Spyros.

636
00:26:01,996 --> 00:26:03,896
I'm glad
you heard all that.

637
00:26:03,898 --> 00:26:07,567
And I promise, I'd have said
that to your fucking face,

638
00:26:07,569 --> 00:26:10,502
which always reminds me
of a confused dog.

639
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,441
[children shout playfully,
man speaking indistinctly]

640
00:26:16,443 --> 00:26:18,043
[Bryan] That's Decker.

641
00:26:18,045 --> 00:26:21,479
[children continue shouting
playfully]

642
00:26:21,481 --> 00:26:22,581
[air brakes hiss]

643
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:24,683
That's him.

644
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,250
Seems like
a real family man.

645
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,619
- Nice guy?
- What?

646
00:26:28,621 --> 00:26:29,787
I don't give a shit.

647
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,088
Ah.

648
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,456
"Good father? Fuck you."

649
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,657
"Fuck you. Go home and play
with your kids."

650
00:26:33,659 --> 00:26:37,360
[both chuckle]

651
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:38,729
[boy speaks indistinctly]

652
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:41,264
Okay, okay, okay. No.

653
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:45,001
Actually, I feel a little bit
bad doing it this way.

654
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:46,869
Yeah, me, too.
Let the kids clear.

655
00:26:48,939 --> 00:26:51,841
That's goddamn decent
of you.

656
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,109
It's fucking hot.

657
00:26:55,112 --> 00:26:56,512
- [boy] All right, bye, Dad.
- [Pete] All right.

658
00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:57,947
- See you later, bud.
- Bye, Daddy. Love you.

659
00:26:57,949 --> 00:26:59,448
Love you, too.

660
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:01,617
- All right, now.
- Go now.

661
00:27:01,619 --> 00:27:03,652
[car doors open]

662
00:27:03,654 --> 00:27:06,221
[car doors close]

663
00:27:06,223 --> 00:27:08,323
Hi, Pete.

664
00:27:08,325 --> 00:27:09,424
[♪ slow-tempo electronic music]

665
00:27:09,426 --> 00:27:11,126
Mr. Decker,

666
00:27:11,128 --> 00:27:12,360
Bryan Connerty

667
00:27:12,362 --> 00:27:13,862
with the U.S. Attorney's office,
Southern District.

668
00:27:13,864 --> 00:27:16,665
We have an awful lot
to talk about.

669
00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:21,268
[♪ slow-tempo music]

670
00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:23,871
Okay. [sighs]

671
00:27:23,873 --> 00:27:26,941
It isn't flattering.

672
00:27:26,943 --> 00:27:29,543
Looking at some pretty serious
reputational damage here.

673
00:27:29,545 --> 00:27:30,845
Hmm, you think?

674
00:27:30,847 --> 00:27:33,681
Is it a defamation case?
I don't know. You tell me.

675
00:27:33,683 --> 00:27:35,549
How much is true?

676
00:27:35,551 --> 00:27:37,416
He made some shrewd trades
around 9/11.

677
00:27:37,418 --> 00:27:39,019
You know, he did what
he had to do.

678
00:27:39,021 --> 00:27:40,386
My husband plays hardball.

679
00:27:40,388 --> 00:27:42,822
Nobody makes billions of
dollars pitching underhand.

680
00:27:42,824 --> 00:27:46,492
But his work situation
beforehand, what he did after,

681
00:27:46,494 --> 00:27:47,961
incendiary.

682
00:27:47,963 --> 00:27:50,429
[dishes clatter]

683
00:27:50,431 --> 00:27:52,998
So what do you recommend?

684
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,667
Three avenues...

685
00:27:54,669 --> 00:27:57,202
let her print,
then we rebut and sue.

686
00:27:57,204 --> 00:27:59,038
And I'm not
recommending that.

687
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,006
People remember allegations,
not rebuttals.

688
00:28:01,008 --> 00:28:03,375
Exactly. Someone says
Charlie fucked a goat,

689
00:28:03,377 --> 00:28:04,643
even if the goat denies it,

690
00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:07,079
he goes to the grave
"Charlie the goat fucker."

691
00:28:07,081 --> 00:28:08,180
Second option...

692
00:28:08,182 --> 00:28:10,682
buy the publishing company
and kill it.

693
00:28:10,684 --> 00:28:12,717
That's too loud, I think.

694
00:28:12,719 --> 00:28:15,252
Agreed.

695
00:28:15,254 --> 00:28:16,754
The third choice...

696
00:28:16,756 --> 00:28:19,757
I could go and try
and reason with her.

697
00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:22,126
[chuckles]

698
00:28:22,128 --> 00:28:26,830
No, I reasoned with that twat
once before. [exhales]

699
00:28:28,066 --> 00:28:31,768
I have ways to get
her attention.

700
00:28:31,770 --> 00:28:34,504
Hi. I'm in the 8:15
with Steffi.

701
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:35,939
Um, I don't have you
on my list.

702
00:28:35,941 --> 00:28:37,841
I booked online.

703
00:28:37,843 --> 00:28:38,875
There must be
some sort of mix up.

704
00:28:38,877 --> 00:28:40,243
Your name didn't make it
into the system.

705
00:28:40,245 --> 00:28:41,444
- Okay.
- Hey, June.

706
00:28:41,446 --> 00:28:42,445
Um...

707
00:28:42,447 --> 00:28:44,246
Lilly, Jane, Patricia...
you're all set.

708
00:28:44,248 --> 00:28:47,083
[woman] Thanks, Christine.
I gotta change.

709
00:28:47,085 --> 00:28:48,918
Um, can you just, like,
squeeze me in?

710
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,353
Sorry. It's policy.

711
00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,621
Everything okay, June?

712
00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:55,457
Yeah, everything's fine.
I... oh, God.

713
00:28:55,459 --> 00:28:59,895
[chuckles] A doctor.
I totally forgot. I'm late.

714
00:28:59,897 --> 00:29:02,197
[sighs heavily]

715
00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:03,297
They're on their way.

716
00:29:03,299 --> 00:29:04,332
Good.
[door closes]

717
00:29:04,334 --> 00:29:06,101
Are you wearing cologne?

718
00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:08,669
- Yeah.
- Jesus Christ.

719
00:29:08,671 --> 00:29:10,571
So... ground rules.

720
00:29:10,573 --> 00:29:13,274
I'll do
all of the talking.

721
00:29:13,276 --> 00:29:16,111
"We have someone else that made
the same pharmaceutical trade."

722
00:29:16,113 --> 00:29:18,178
First one in
gets a lollipop.

723
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:20,280
But to be clear,
we don't really have anyone?

724
00:29:20,282 --> 00:29:22,482
To be clear,
I am making a play.

725
00:29:22,484 --> 00:29:25,185
That's what I like to call
"the prisoner's dilemma."

726
00:29:25,187 --> 00:29:28,088
No, you don't like to call it
that. That's what it's called.

727
00:29:28,090 --> 00:29:30,657
Started as a thought experiment,
game theory in the '50s.

728
00:29:30,659 --> 00:29:32,760
Does no one ever check you
on this bullshit?

729
00:29:32,762 --> 00:29:34,994
I'm just saying, I would've
made the same play.

730
00:29:34,996 --> 00:29:37,964
[door opens]
[woman] Mr. Decker, sir?

731
00:29:39,133 --> 00:29:40,133
[clears throat]

732
00:29:40,135 --> 00:29:42,268
[♪ tense music]

733
00:29:42,270 --> 00:29:44,436
I think everyone knows
why we're here.

734
00:29:44,438 --> 00:29:46,438
We're ready to listen.

735
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,340
Well...

736
00:29:48,342 --> 00:29:51,443
we have you on
the Pepsum trade.

737
00:29:51,445 --> 00:29:52,644
You know that.

738
00:29:52,646 --> 00:29:56,181
So why don't you tell us
about how Bobby Axelrod

739
00:29:56,183 --> 00:30:00,318
funneled you and other
satellites insider information?

740
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,321
You're saying words
I don't understand.

741
00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:04,756
- Never gonna happen.
- What he's saying is,

742
00:30:04,758 --> 00:30:08,160
at this time, he does not
wish to cooperate.

743
00:30:08,162 --> 00:30:11,695
That's because he doesn't know
what we have up our sleeve.

744
00:30:11,697 --> 00:30:12,897
Sleeves.

745
00:30:16,168 --> 00:30:19,270
Mr. Decker, approximately
two and a half hours ago,

746
00:30:19,272 --> 00:30:21,605
we had someone sitting
where you are now...

747
00:30:21,607 --> 00:30:24,108
a young man from a fund that
I'm not at liberty to name,

748
00:30:24,110 --> 00:30:27,543
and he was downright chatty.
[exhales]

749
00:30:27,545 --> 00:30:28,878
So it looks
like the race is on

750
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,614
to see who's got
the stronger information

751
00:30:31,616 --> 00:30:33,516
and who I'm gonna let
take the credit

752
00:30:33,518 --> 00:30:34,951
for flipping
on Bobby Axelrod.

753
00:30:34,953 --> 00:30:38,521
And the winner
gets to stay out of MCC.

754
00:30:38,523 --> 00:30:41,324
Yes, that's correct.

755
00:30:41,326 --> 00:30:42,792
Cooperate and go home.

756
00:30:42,794 --> 00:30:44,226
Uh, but this comes to trial,

757
00:30:44,228 --> 00:30:46,628
and you're talking
to your kids through glass.

758
00:30:46,630 --> 00:30:48,663
We'll see how that
all works out.

759
00:30:48,665 --> 00:30:50,199
Yes, we will.

760
00:30:50,201 --> 00:30:51,867
We're done here.

761
00:30:51,869 --> 00:30:55,237
Oh, you are far from done.

762
00:30:55,239 --> 00:30:56,571
Just know that.

763
00:31:01,944 --> 00:31:03,911
[door opens]

764
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,715
[door closes]
[sighs]

765
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,752
- Fuck.
- I don't see him caving.

766
00:31:11,754 --> 00:31:13,821
Mm, I think he will.

767
00:31:13,823 --> 00:31:14,956
[laughs]

768
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:17,924
You know, my fucking eyes
are watering here.

769
00:31:17,926 --> 00:31:19,993
How many pints of that
shitty toilet water

770
00:31:19,995 --> 00:31:22,329
do you splash on yourself
every morning, Spyros?

771
00:31:22,331 --> 00:31:24,931
You think maybe it's gonna
help you get some tail?

772
00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:28,001
Here's a tip... it's not.

773
00:31:28,003 --> 00:31:31,238
[door opens]

774
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,906
[door closes]

775
00:31:32,908 --> 00:31:35,474
It is a lot
in a confined area.

776
00:31:37,310 --> 00:31:41,146
- I cut back a little.
- Yeah, maybe cut way back.

777
00:31:44,985 --> 00:31:48,153
[horn honks in distance,
vehicles passing]

778
00:31:48,155 --> 00:31:51,189
[sports game playing on TV]

779
00:31:51,191 --> 00:31:54,192
- [smacks lips] So?
- It's a good slice of pizza.

780
00:31:54,194 --> 00:31:56,961
- Bruno.
- What is it, Bobby?

781
00:31:56,963 --> 00:31:59,063
Tell Mr. Purkheiser
why I love your sauce.

782
00:31:59,065 --> 00:32:00,865
Uh, I use the San Marzanos.

783
00:32:00,867 --> 00:32:02,200
- Tomatoes.
- Yeah, yeah, tomatoes.

784
00:32:02,202 --> 00:32:03,968
You make 'em without 'em,
it wouldn't taste right.

785
00:32:03,970 --> 00:32:05,069
Right. More expensive?

786
00:32:05,071 --> 00:32:06,304
Oh, yeah, yeah.

787
00:32:06,306 --> 00:32:08,638
But like I say,
it wouldn't taste right.

788
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,839
Wouldn't be verace.

789
00:32:09,841 --> 00:32:11,008
Verace?

790
00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:13,810
The true way you make
a pizza Napoletana.

791
00:32:13,812 --> 00:32:15,913
This place is the pizza
of my youth.

792
00:32:15,915 --> 00:32:18,782
He's been making it just
like this since I was a kid.

793
00:32:18,784 --> 00:32:21,118
You know...
[clears throat]

794
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,653
Normally, somebody wants
to waltz with me,

795
00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:26,055
I find myself sawing
a 20-ounce rib eye

796
00:32:26,057 --> 00:32:30,059
on the East Side
with a $500 Cabernet.

797
00:32:30,061 --> 00:32:31,994
I am different
from the other children.

798
00:32:31,996 --> 00:32:35,932
Mm, well, that is clear now,
Mr. Axelrod.

799
00:32:35,934 --> 00:32:38,034
[clears throat]
When I was 11 years old

800
00:32:38,036 --> 00:32:40,903
till I was 14,
I was a paperboy.

801
00:32:40,905 --> 00:32:43,939
I delivered the Journal News
every day after school.

802
00:32:43,941 --> 00:32:45,840
And when I finished
my route,

803
00:32:45,842 --> 00:32:47,943
I'd pick up
a YumTime Scrumpet.

804
00:32:47,945 --> 00:32:50,412
It was my reward.

805
00:32:50,414 --> 00:32:53,448
I did this every weekday
for three years.

806
00:32:53,450 --> 00:32:56,651
And a while back,
I brought my two boys here.

807
00:32:56,653 --> 00:33:00,287
And I showed them my route,
we stopped for a Scrumpet,

808
00:33:00,289 --> 00:33:02,456
and they were colorless,

809
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,426
over-sweet, petrified.

810
00:33:05,428 --> 00:33:08,528
Needless to say,
my two boys were underwhelmed.

811
00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,931
So was I.

812
00:33:10,933 --> 00:33:12,833
Didn't taste as good.

813
00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,335
So I did some research,

814
00:33:14,337 --> 00:33:17,103
and I learned that
the recipe had changed.

815
00:33:17,105 --> 00:33:19,839
Bruno!

816
00:33:19,841 --> 00:33:21,540
What's the name
of those tomatoes again?

817
00:33:21,542 --> 00:33:25,211
Uh, the San Marzanos.

818
00:33:25,213 --> 00:33:27,613
Bruno never let me down.

819
00:33:27,615 --> 00:33:29,148
YumTime let me down.

820
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:31,550
Public company now.

821
00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:33,718
Gotta boost profits
for the shareholders.

822
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,421
Synthetic ingredients
are cheaper, margins are better.

823
00:33:36,423 --> 00:33:38,723
Hutch III is playing
a quarterly game.

824
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,924
It's just
a different world.

825
00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:42,627
Well, Hutch III is flying

826
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:46,398
around that different world
in a G6.

827
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,501
I'm guessing Hutches I and II
flew coach.

828
00:33:49,503 --> 00:33:51,469
It's classic,
time immemorial...

829
00:33:51,471 --> 00:33:53,670
Hutch I starts it,
Hutch II grows it,

830
00:33:53,672 --> 00:33:54,838
Hutch III blows it.

831
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,708
Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves
in three generations.

832
00:33:57,710 --> 00:34:01,412
Come on, Purk.
You have to see that.

833
00:34:02,747 --> 00:34:05,049
If you don't throw in with me
or someone like me,

834
00:34:05,051 --> 00:34:06,950
YumTime goes the same way
as Ebinger's.

835
00:34:06,952 --> 00:34:10,253
What's Ebinger's?

836
00:34:10,255 --> 00:34:13,589
That's exactly what
you wanted me to ask, isn't it?

837
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:17,827
[indistinct conversations]

838
00:34:17,829 --> 00:34:19,629
- Hi, Mark.
- Ms. Raichlein.

839
00:34:19,631 --> 00:34:22,565
I have a 10:20 tee time, but we
wanna hit the range first.

840
00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:25,234
And I requested Stewart
on my bag.

841
00:34:25,236 --> 00:34:27,069
Yeah, um, Mr. Kellum from
the membership committee

842
00:34:27,071 --> 00:34:28,270
wanted to speak with you.

843
00:34:28,272 --> 00:34:32,408
Oh, okay. Um... [huffs]
is he in his office?

844
00:34:32,410 --> 00:34:33,708
No, he stepped out.

845
00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:36,412
Well, then, I'll pop back in
after the round.

846
00:34:36,414 --> 00:34:38,280
I had to give away
your tee time.

847
00:34:38,282 --> 00:34:41,315
Uh, what are you talking about?

848
00:34:41,317 --> 00:34:42,583
I don't really know.

849
00:34:42,585 --> 00:34:44,618
Something about your account
being in arrears.

850
00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,687
[laughs]

851
00:34:46,689 --> 00:34:50,358
That is not true.
My bookkeeper... [scoffs]

852
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,692
There has been a mistake.

853
00:34:51,694 --> 00:34:54,529
Well, you can't play golf
till it's been resolved.

854
00:34:54,531 --> 00:34:57,131
[sighs]

855
00:35:01,069 --> 00:35:03,403
[pounds on table]
Meeting to order.

856
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:06,139
Let the record reflect
that two guests are present...

857
00:35:06,141 --> 00:35:08,241
Mr. Robert Axelrod,
shareholder,

858
00:35:08,243 --> 00:35:10,944
and Mr. Michael Wagner.
Welcome, gentlemen.

859
00:35:10,946 --> 00:35:14,147
Now I think we're all
familiar with Mr. Axelrod,

860
00:35:14,149 --> 00:35:17,283
by reputation and through
the letter that was circulated.

861
00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:19,218
And I feel that
this might be a good time

862
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,954
to hear directly from him.
Mr. Axelrod?

863
00:35:21,956 --> 00:35:24,423
Thank you.

864
00:35:24,425 --> 00:35:26,959
Folks, my proposal is simple.

865
00:35:26,961 --> 00:35:28,561
Return to the original recipes

866
00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:30,729
and restore the YumTime brand
to its former glory.

867
00:35:30,731 --> 00:35:33,598
And then what?

868
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,800
After a good quarter or two,
you spin it off?

869
00:35:37,570 --> 00:35:39,870
Do you see
what's happening here?

870
00:35:39,872 --> 00:35:42,974
This... [sighs] carpetbagger,
he comes in here,

871
00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,809
he shakes things up,

872
00:35:44,811 --> 00:35:46,544
he sells the company off
in pieces,

873
00:35:46,546 --> 00:35:48,980
and then he dumps his shares
the minute it ticks up.

874
00:35:48,982 --> 00:35:51,582
He's a raider,
plain and simple.

875
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,117
Not my intention.

876
00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:54,784
Do you have any idea
of the cost

877
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,420
of returning
to the old recipes?

878
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:57,754
We can't remain competitive.

879
00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,523
Yes, sugar instead of
corn syrup,

880
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,958
and the elimination of
polysorbate and other crap

881
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,728
will add to the per unit cost
and cut into the margins.

882
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,996
And destroy profits.

883
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,164
How do we explain that
to the shareholders?

884
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,601
No explanation necessary.

885
00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,937
We make up the difference
by streamlining inefficiencies

886
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:18,441
and trimming bloated executive
compensation and perquisites,

887
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:20,676
beginning with
the corporate jet.

888
00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,512
- Okay, you have a jet.
- I earned a jet.

889
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,013
I earned one, too.

890
00:36:25,015 --> 00:36:27,915
I started at the bottom.

891
00:36:27,917 --> 00:36:29,384
And the Scrumpets taste fine.

892
00:36:29,386 --> 00:36:31,620
You came on as
a 22-year-old vice president

893
00:36:31,622 --> 00:36:33,155
and you raped
the Scrumpet.

894
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,190
I eat them.
I eat Scrumpets

895
00:36:35,192 --> 00:36:37,792
and Dingdoodles
and Kookoonutties,

896
00:36:37,794 --> 00:36:39,194
and they are good.

897
00:36:39,196 --> 00:36:40,727
They're not as good.

898
00:36:40,729 --> 00:36:43,364
But they're still
very, very good. Delicious.

899
00:36:43,366 --> 00:36:44,998
Listen to me.

900
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,669
I move that
effective immediately,

901
00:36:48,671 --> 00:36:51,605
Hutchinson Bailey III
be removed from his duties

902
00:36:51,607 --> 00:36:54,107
as Chief Executive Officer
of the YumTime corporation.

903
00:36:54,109 --> 00:36:56,810
Hang on a minute here!
Purk, you're being conned!

904
00:36:56,812 --> 00:36:58,578
[lowered voice] Jerome,
this is not what we discussed.

905
00:36:58,580 --> 00:37:01,113
Evelyn, there have been
subsequent discussions.

906
00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:02,315
Is there a second?

907
00:37:02,317 --> 00:37:03,983
Second.

908
00:37:03,985 --> 00:37:06,052
All those in favor?

909
00:37:06,054 --> 00:37:10,990
[♪ tense music]

910
00:37:10,992 --> 00:37:12,292
Motion carries.

911
00:37:12,294 --> 00:37:14,793
♪

912
00:37:14,795 --> 00:37:17,563
You traitor.

913
00:37:17,565 --> 00:37:22,234
My father is turning
in his grave, I assure you.

914
00:37:22,236 --> 00:37:25,970
Your father thought
you were a lunkhead.

915
00:37:25,972 --> 00:37:27,706
♪

916
00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:30,909
Please, find the door.

917
00:37:30,911 --> 00:37:34,278
♪

918
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,880
Fuck this.

919
00:37:36,882 --> 00:37:40,251
I'll get my company back...

920
00:37:40,253 --> 00:37:42,253
somehow.

921
00:37:44,789 --> 00:37:47,191
And fuck you, Axelrod.

922
00:37:47,193 --> 00:37:48,425
Well, now you're off
my Christmas list.

923
00:37:48,427 --> 00:37:49,559
[door opens]

924
00:37:49,561 --> 00:37:51,094
I now move...
[door closes]

925
00:37:51,096 --> 00:37:53,730
...to remove Evelyn Benson
from this body

926
00:37:53,732 --> 00:37:55,732
and delegate her seat
to Robert Axelrod.

927
00:37:55,734 --> 00:37:57,867
- What?!
- [Lifson] Second.

928
00:37:57,869 --> 00:37:58,935
[♪ dance music]

929
00:37:58,937 --> 00:38:00,403
I'll go to the press.

930
00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:01,705
If you do,

931
00:38:01,707 --> 00:38:04,441
you'll be burned down
with your own match.

932
00:38:04,443 --> 00:38:07,676
But if you don't, we'll write
you a nice endorsement,

933
00:38:07,678 --> 00:38:09,445
and maybe you'll get
another board.

934
00:38:09,447 --> 00:38:12,180
[sighs] You old cocksucker.

935
00:38:12,182 --> 00:38:13,282
♪

936
00:38:13,284 --> 00:38:15,484
The same might be said
of you, my dear.

937
00:38:15,486 --> 00:38:16,818
♪

938
00:38:16,820 --> 00:38:18,153
All those in favor?

939
00:38:18,155 --> 00:38:19,788
♪

940
00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:21,123
Motion carries.

941
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:23,791
Good luck, Evelyn.

942
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:26,827
[♪ slow-tempo
electronic dance music ♪]

943
00:38:32,801 --> 00:38:34,269
[door slams]

944
00:38:36,138 --> 00:38:39,339
They offered me
what I'm worth. Finally.

945
00:38:39,341 --> 00:38:42,909
[sighs] That's great.

946
00:38:42,911 --> 00:38:47,180
I leveraged the offer
from Zenobia capital.

947
00:38:47,182 --> 00:38:49,283
The kinder, gentler fund.

948
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:50,484
What are they like?

949
00:38:50,486 --> 00:38:52,819
Good returns,
less assholey.

950
00:38:52,821 --> 00:38:55,922
Less assholey is good.

951
00:38:55,924 --> 00:38:58,123
Okay. Talk to me.

952
00:38:58,125 --> 00:38:59,892
- You have time?
- Yeah, come on.

953
00:38:59,894 --> 00:39:01,294
All right.

954
00:39:06,833 --> 00:39:08,133
[sighs]

955
00:39:08,135 --> 00:39:11,003
So the more I thought about
going over to Zenobia,

956
00:39:11,005 --> 00:39:13,838
the more excited I became
by the prospect.

957
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,874
I mean, I'd have to build up
a book again, but...

958
00:39:16,876 --> 00:39:18,543
But there's
a growth opportunity.

959
00:39:18,545 --> 00:39:20,679
And a ticket out
of the boys' club.

960
00:39:20,681 --> 00:39:22,180
Yeah.

961
00:39:22,182 --> 00:39:23,682
But then, uh...

962
00:39:23,684 --> 00:39:26,984
Wags...
he really stepped up.

963
00:39:26,986 --> 00:39:30,121
He was respectful,

964
00:39:30,123 --> 00:39:33,390
endearing... almost.

965
00:39:34,826 --> 00:39:36,226
Yeah, it's kinda weird,

966
00:39:36,228 --> 00:39:40,831
but it gave rise
to a sense of loyalty.

967
00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,165
Go figure, right?

968
00:39:42,167 --> 00:39:45,336
He's an enigma.

969
00:39:45,338 --> 00:39:49,905
So now
I'm in a dilemma again.

970
00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:53,476
Yep. The horns.

971
00:39:55,278 --> 00:39:56,846
Close your eyes.

972
00:39:56,848 --> 00:39:59,549
[sighs]

973
00:40:01,685 --> 00:40:04,453
Picture yourself...

974
00:40:04,455 --> 00:40:07,723
at 80 years old.

975
00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:09,858
You're at
your Sag Harbor place,

976
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:14,229
on the front porch
in a rocking chair.

977
00:40:14,231 --> 00:40:17,432
See the view.

978
00:40:17,434 --> 00:40:21,402
Hear the sound of the water,
the seagulls.

979
00:40:23,137 --> 00:40:27,007
Feel the summer breeze.

980
00:40:27,009 --> 00:40:29,076
And feel the arm
of the chair

981
00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:32,913
as you slowly rock.

982
00:40:32,915 --> 00:40:34,749
Now reflect on your life

983
00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:38,585
having decided to stay here
at Axe Capital.

984
00:40:38,587 --> 00:40:41,888
Your relationships here,

985
00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:46,760
your chances... to advance,

986
00:40:46,762 --> 00:40:50,597
to be fulfilled.

987
00:40:50,599 --> 00:40:51,831
[exhales slowly]

988
00:40:51,833 --> 00:40:54,367
What are your days like?

989
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:59,838
[♪ pensive music]

990
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:01,673
Now...

991
00:41:01,675 --> 00:41:05,176
picture yourself having
spent that time with Zenobia.

992
00:41:05,178 --> 00:41:07,379
♪

993
00:41:07,381 --> 00:41:10,015
Who are you with?

994
00:41:10,017 --> 00:41:13,250
What are your days like?

995
00:41:13,252 --> 00:41:17,488
Were you able to rise?

996
00:41:17,490 --> 00:41:20,991
♪

997
00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:24,161
Did you become
a better version of yourself?

998
00:41:24,163 --> 00:41:26,764
[inhales deeply]

999
00:41:26,766 --> 00:41:29,066
[exhales slowly]

1000
00:41:29,068 --> 00:41:32,302
♪

1001
00:41:32,304 --> 00:41:34,971
Take your time.

1002
00:41:34,973 --> 00:41:38,475
[breathing heavily]
I'm sorry. I'm...

1003
00:41:38,477 --> 00:41:40,109
I'm having trouble
breathing here.

1004
00:41:40,111 --> 00:41:44,681
I-I-I don't understand.
My solar plexus is collapsing.

1005
00:41:44,683 --> 00:41:47,416
What do you mean
there is no place for him?

1006
00:41:47,418 --> 00:41:50,619
His father, who died tragically,
went to Stanford.

1007
00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:54,289
And so did his grandfather, who
has his name on a squash court.

1008
00:41:54,291 --> 00:41:57,059
He plays the goddamn violin.

1009
00:41:57,061 --> 00:41:59,628
This is a double legacy
with perfect SATs

1010
00:41:59,630 --> 00:42:03,498
who goes into Bridgeport
to read to poor, dumb children!

1011
00:42:03,500 --> 00:42:05,567
I mean,
what the fuck happened?!

1012
00:42:05,569 --> 00:42:08,169
[man] June, you know how sorry
we are about this.

1013
00:42:08,171 --> 00:42:10,839
This is just
a very competitive class.

1014
00:42:10,841 --> 00:42:13,775
What about a gap year?
Or what is his safety school?

1015
00:42:13,777 --> 00:42:18,212
His safety school
is fuck you! [grunts]

1016
00:42:18,214 --> 00:42:20,114
[crying]

1017
00:42:20,116 --> 00:42:22,315
[horn blaring]

1018
00:42:22,317 --> 00:42:23,851
I hate that cunt!

1019
00:42:23,853 --> 00:42:26,219
I hate that cunt!
I hate that cunt!

1020
00:42:26,221 --> 00:42:28,088
I hate that cunt!
[horn continues blaring ]

1021
00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:29,556
I hate that cunt!

1022
00:42:29,558 --> 00:42:31,925
[Chuck] Dad?

1023
00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:34,227
In my office.

1024
00:42:34,229 --> 00:42:36,363
Hi. Where's Mom?

1025
00:42:36,365 --> 00:42:37,864
Hair appointment.

1026
00:42:37,866 --> 00:42:40,466
I'm taking her out tonight to
Grenouille for our anniversary.

1027
00:42:40,468 --> 00:42:41,567
Mm.

1028
00:42:41,569 --> 00:42:43,669
But she set us up
with some gazpacho.

1029
00:42:43,671 --> 00:42:45,304
[clicks tongue]

1030
00:42:45,306 --> 00:42:48,007
She made some guacamole
as well.

1031
00:42:48,009 --> 00:42:50,543
Avocado's a superfood.

1032
00:42:50,545 --> 00:42:51,844
Hmm?

1033
00:42:54,881 --> 00:42:57,616
YumTime
and Bobby fucking Axelrod.

1034
00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,217
This is aimed at you.

1035
00:42:59,219 --> 00:43:00,819
How is that?

1036
00:43:00,821 --> 00:43:04,188
He's sending you a message,
showing you his reach.

1037
00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:08,059
[chuckles] That he knows
my father has a mistress?

1038
00:43:08,061 --> 00:43:10,962
Don't use that word here,
and yes.

1039
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,731
If he can take away her board
seat just to fuck with me...

1040
00:43:13,733 --> 00:43:16,934
Then he can get to me
a million other ways, Dad.

1041
00:43:16,936 --> 00:43:19,003
[chuckles] I've dealt
with the Russians.

1042
00:43:19,005 --> 00:43:20,905
- I think I can handle this.
- Can you?

1043
00:43:20,907 --> 00:43:24,341
What the fuck do you want me
to do about it?

1044
00:43:24,343 --> 00:43:26,309
He made
a legal business play,

1045
00:43:26,311 --> 00:43:27,912
and, uh, that's costing you
some headaches,

1046
00:43:27,914 --> 00:43:29,345
which is too fucking bad.

1047
00:43:29,347 --> 00:43:31,280
It's gonna cost me
$200,000 in upkeep

1048
00:43:31,282 --> 00:43:35,752
is what it's gonna cost me,
but you have to ask yourself...

1049
00:43:35,754 --> 00:43:38,054
- [crunching]
- What is he gonna attack next?

1050
00:43:38,056 --> 00:43:40,423
[♪ tense music]

1051
00:43:40,425 --> 00:43:42,592
- Now find a way...
- [exhales deeply]

1052
00:43:42,594 --> 00:43:44,527
...to bury
the son of a bitch.

1053
00:43:44,529 --> 00:43:48,496
I am, but on my timetable,
not yours.

1054
00:43:48,498 --> 00:43:50,866
Your timetable
will have me watching

1055
00:43:50,868 --> 00:43:54,169
your gubernatorial campaign
from my fucking mausoleum.

1056
00:43:54,171 --> 00:43:57,839
I have to do this job
right first

1057
00:43:57,841 --> 00:43:59,942
before I even have a chance
at the next one.

1058
00:43:59,944 --> 00:44:04,045
Ah, agreement. We both wish
you'd do your fucking job now.

1059
00:44:04,047 --> 00:44:06,313
Guac is starting to turn.

1060
00:44:06,315 --> 00:44:09,650
Uh...

1061
00:44:09,652 --> 00:44:11,552
Tell your mail carrier
that, uh,

1062
00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:14,221
I'm terribly sorry
about her board seat.

1063
00:44:14,223 --> 00:44:17,091
And tell Mom, your wife,

1064
00:44:17,093 --> 00:44:20,326
that I said
happy anniversary.

1065
00:44:20,328 --> 00:44:27,667
♪

1066
00:44:27,669 --> 00:44:30,470
[Roxy Music] ♪ You've got me,
girl, on the run around ♪

1067
00:44:30,472 --> 00:44:31,705
♪ Run around ♪

1068
00:44:31,707 --> 00:44:34,040
♪ You've got me
all around town ♪

1069
00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:37,142
♪ You've got me, girl,
on the run around ♪

1070
00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,511
♪ And it's getting me down ♪

1071
00:44:39,513 --> 00:44:41,847
♪ Getting me down

1072
00:44:41,849 --> 00:44:43,548
♪

1073
00:44:43,550 --> 00:44:45,651
♪ Lady... ♪

1074
00:44:45,653 --> 00:44:47,385
[Wags] There she goes.

1075
00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:48,487
Yep.

1076
00:44:48,489 --> 00:44:50,889
♪ Then you look no further ♪

1077
00:44:50,891 --> 00:44:52,324
I really am gonna miss
her energy.

1078
00:44:52,326 --> 00:44:55,059
♪ For I'm gonna be your only ♪

1079
00:44:55,061 --> 00:44:58,096
♪

1080
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:03,668
[sniffs]

1081
00:45:05,104 --> 00:45:06,370
[door opens]

1082
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:09,206
[door closes]

1083
00:45:11,075 --> 00:45:12,709
Off to the Yankees game?

1084
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:14,244
Don Pasquale.

1085
00:45:14,246 --> 00:45:17,114
Ah. Ambrogio Maestri.

1086
00:45:17,116 --> 00:45:19,182
I heard his Falstaff.

1087
00:45:19,184 --> 00:45:20,717
You're in for a real treat.

1088
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,252
So Decker's parents...

1089
00:45:22,254 --> 00:45:25,656
a retired eighth grade teacher
and a sales clerk...

1090
00:45:25,658 --> 00:45:27,823
their net worth is
eight figures.

1091
00:45:27,825 --> 00:45:30,492
But all of their statements
go to their son's address.

1092
00:45:32,562 --> 00:45:35,765
Decker personally trades
their accounts.

1093
00:45:35,767 --> 00:45:38,968
Which kind of puts them
in his leaky boat.

1094
00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:40,502
What are they like?

1095
00:45:40,504 --> 00:45:42,772
Total straight and narrow,
church-going conservatives.

1096
00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:44,573
[exhales sharply]

1097
00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:47,008
Well, that's a tidy
leverage opportunity.

1098
00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:48,943
[♪ tense music]

1099
00:45:48,945 --> 00:45:52,580
I wonder if the parents
even know about it.

1100
00:45:52,582 --> 00:45:54,582
They could be
totally innocent here.

1101
00:45:54,584 --> 00:45:56,685
Do we really wanna do 'em
like this?

1102
00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:59,154
♪

1103
00:45:59,156 --> 00:46:03,256
We apply pressure
where and when we can.

1104
00:46:03,258 --> 00:46:05,592
Now he made them vulnerable,
not us.

1105
00:46:05,594 --> 00:46:08,628
We're just hitting
the hole in the line.

1106
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:10,097
Right.

1107
00:46:10,099 --> 00:46:12,199
How'd you come up
with that?

1108
00:46:12,201 --> 00:46:13,533
Just thought about
what I would do

1109
00:46:13,535 --> 00:46:14,935
if I were a trader
in his position,

1110
00:46:14,937 --> 00:46:16,303
how I would hide
some of the money.

1111
00:46:16,305 --> 00:46:18,338
The Swiss banks are watched
too closely now.

1112
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,839
He doesn't trust his wife,

1113
00:46:19,841 --> 00:46:24,043
and, uh, his parents aren't
sophisticated investors.

1114
00:46:24,045 --> 00:46:25,377
Good hunch.
[folder thuds]

1115
00:46:25,379 --> 00:46:27,346
Yeah, what are you
working on right now?

1116
00:46:27,348 --> 00:46:28,514
Internet fraud case.

1117
00:46:28,516 --> 00:46:31,084
Ah. I bet
that's fucking boring.

1118
00:46:31,086 --> 00:46:33,953
[chuckles] No, it's...
I mean, it's not, um...

1119
00:46:33,955 --> 00:46:35,821
Yeah, actually, it is.
It's fucking boring.

1120
00:46:35,823 --> 00:46:38,790
[chuckles] Why don't you
skip Don Pasquale

1121
00:46:38,792 --> 00:46:41,326
and join us on this opera buffa?
What do you say?

1122
00:46:41,328 --> 00:46:43,161
Fuck, yes.

1123
00:46:43,163 --> 00:46:47,032
♪

1124
00:46:47,034 --> 00:46:49,300
Hi, June. Come on in.

1125
00:46:49,302 --> 00:46:51,002
No, um, I can't stay,

1126
00:46:51,004 --> 00:46:53,771
but thanks
for making some time.

1127
00:46:53,773 --> 00:46:56,006
I realized
that I skipped a step.

1128
00:46:56,008 --> 00:46:59,343
[chuckles] I didn't show you
the manuscript.

1129
00:46:59,345 --> 00:47:02,847
This is a revised version.

1130
00:47:02,849 --> 00:47:05,482
I, um, I cut a chapter,

1131
00:47:05,484 --> 00:47:08,986
and I made some minor edits
here and there.

1132
00:47:08,988 --> 00:47:11,687
And I would be curious
to hear your opinion.

1133
00:47:13,224 --> 00:47:15,892
Great.
Can't wait to read it.

1134
00:47:15,894 --> 00:47:18,728
Great. Thanks.

1135
00:47:18,730 --> 00:47:21,965
[insects chirping in distance]

1136
00:47:21,967 --> 00:47:24,533
And, um, if you would

1137
00:47:24,535 --> 00:47:27,903
like me to
sign a nondisclosure

1138
00:47:27,905 --> 00:47:29,872
about the stuff
that I cut...

1139
00:47:29,874 --> 00:47:31,140
Would you?

1140
00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:36,912
That would be lovely.
Thank you.

1141
00:47:36,914 --> 00:47:39,481
[exhales]

1142
00:47:39,483 --> 00:47:42,584
Oh, and, June, I spoke to
Carl Belanger at Stanford...

1143
00:47:42,586 --> 00:47:44,018
The president.

1144
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:46,087
Yeah, and, um, there seems
to be a mix-up.

1145
00:47:46,089 --> 00:47:47,321
A mix-up?

1146
00:47:47,323 --> 00:47:49,623
Yeah, the weighting they
gave certain categories

1147
00:47:49,625 --> 00:47:52,393
of your son's application,
they were inputted incorrectly.

1148
00:47:52,395 --> 00:47:55,963
And I believe corrections
are being made.

1149
00:47:55,965 --> 00:47:59,000
I have a very good feeling
that he'll get accepted.

1150
00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,168
Congratulations.

1151
00:48:00,170 --> 00:48:02,769
[exhales deeply]

1152
00:48:02,771 --> 00:48:05,205
I don't know how
to thank you.

1153
00:48:05,207 --> 00:48:08,208
[dog barking in distance]

1154
00:48:08,210 --> 00:48:12,578
[♪ electronic music]

1155
00:48:12,580 --> 00:48:13,880
[door creaks]

1156
00:48:13,882 --> 00:48:16,216
[electricity humming]

1157
00:48:16,218 --> 00:48:19,251
[heels clacking on floor]

1158
00:48:23,924 --> 00:48:25,891
[exhales deeply]

1159
00:48:28,061 --> 00:48:29,795
[humming continues]

1160
00:48:29,797 --> 00:48:31,263
Are you ready to serve?

1161
00:48:34,734 --> 00:48:35,967
[device turns off]
What is going on?

1162
00:48:35,969 --> 00:48:37,368
You are not here with me.

1163
00:48:37,370 --> 00:48:41,405
[muffled voice,
speaks indistinctly]

1164
00:48:41,407 --> 00:48:42,941
[exhales sharply]

1165
00:48:42,943 --> 00:48:45,143
I'm sorry. I just can't
concentrate.

1166
00:48:45,145 --> 00:48:48,746
Really? This makes
cattle concentrate.

1167
00:48:48,748 --> 00:48:50,815
The whole point is
this keeps you in the present.

1168
00:48:50,817 --> 00:48:52,382
Yeah.

1169
00:48:52,384 --> 00:48:55,018
Are you okay?

1170
00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:58,488
Oh, there's, um...

1171
00:48:58,490 --> 00:49:01,758
Oh, God. I can't believe
I'm even talking about this.

1172
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,261
What?

1173
00:49:04,263 --> 00:49:05,863
[sighs heavily]

1174
00:49:05,865 --> 00:49:07,397
[♪ pensive music]

1175
00:49:07,399 --> 00:49:10,366
Axe is...

1176
00:49:10,368 --> 00:49:13,535
[sighs] Jesus. Forget it.

1177
00:49:13,537 --> 00:49:15,004
No.

1178
00:49:15,006 --> 00:49:18,341
[exhales deeply]

1179
00:49:18,343 --> 00:49:22,544
He's fucking with my father,

1180
00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:26,814
and that's
in my head, Wend,

1181
00:49:26,816 --> 00:49:30,752
which has to be
what Axe wants.

1182
00:49:30,754 --> 00:49:33,688
He's a target
because of me, you know?

1183
00:49:33,690 --> 00:49:35,656
Your father
can handle himself.

1184
00:49:35,658 --> 00:49:38,459
Mm-hmm.

1185
00:49:38,461 --> 00:49:39,961
[sighs]

1186
00:49:39,963 --> 00:49:45,199
♪

1187
00:49:45,201 --> 00:49:48,235
[click,
electricity resumes humming]

1188
00:49:51,339 --> 00:49:53,807
I'm gonna leave you
to stew in it.

1189
00:49:53,809 --> 00:49:56,377
[whispers] Okay.

1190
00:49:56,379 --> 00:49:58,545
And when I get back,

1191
00:49:58,547 --> 00:50:02,081
you better be focused
and obedient.

1192
00:50:02,083 --> 00:50:03,516
Have...
[zapping]

1193
00:50:03,518 --> 00:50:06,352
I...made... myself... clear?

1194
00:50:06,354 --> 00:50:10,656
Yes. Yeah. Very clear.

1195
00:50:10,658 --> 00:50:12,992
[electricity continues humming]

1196
00:50:12,994 --> 00:50:14,627
Stay here.
[device turns off]

1197
00:50:14,629 --> 00:50:17,296
And wait for your mistress
to return.

1198
00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:21,499
[door opens and slams]

1199
00:50:21,501 --> 00:50:23,268
Ah. [sighs]

1200
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,305
[touchscreen clicking ]

1201
00:50:27,573 --> 00:50:28,673
Boys asleep?

1202
00:50:28,675 --> 00:50:30,475
Just about.
Read a couple of chapters.

1203
00:50:30,477 --> 00:50:32,877
- We're at a good part.
- Fun.

1204
00:50:32,879 --> 00:50:34,578
That Dolores Umbridge
sure is a bitch.

1205
00:50:36,014 --> 00:50:37,681
[tablet clicks]
Oh, yeah.

1206
00:50:40,118 --> 00:50:42,353
I have something for you.

1207
00:50:42,355 --> 00:50:44,855
She wrote a book?

1208
00:50:44,857 --> 00:50:47,191
- Yes, she did.
- Am I in it?

1209
00:50:47,193 --> 00:50:50,127
You were.
Details about a certain time

1210
00:50:50,129 --> 00:50:52,929
at the beginning of the century
that very few people know about.

1211
00:50:52,931 --> 00:50:55,098
- And?
- She made some cuts.

1212
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,266
At your suggestion?

1213
00:50:56,268 --> 00:50:58,768
She was resistant at first,

1214
00:50:58,770 --> 00:51:01,537
but she came around
to my way of thinking.

1215
00:51:01,539 --> 00:51:03,273
[manuscript thuds]

1216
00:51:03,275 --> 00:51:07,577
You deserve a Nobel Prize,
you know that?

1217
00:51:07,579 --> 00:51:10,579
No prize necessary.

1218
00:51:10,581 --> 00:51:14,450
[The Dramatics' "Your Love
Was Strange" playing] ♪

1219
00:51:14,452 --> 00:51:16,085
♪ Your love came down on me ♪

1220
00:51:16,087 --> 00:51:17,152
♪ Pitter patter, fall on me ♪

1221
00:51:17,154 --> 00:51:19,154
♪ Right out of nowhere ♪

1222
00:51:19,156 --> 00:51:20,689
♪ And, oh, so suddenly ♪

1223
00:51:20,691 --> 00:51:24,960
[cellphone vibrating]

1224
00:51:24,962 --> 00:51:26,827
[Wendy]
I'm so happy for you.

1225
00:51:26,829 --> 00:51:28,329
It feels right.

1226
00:51:28,331 --> 00:51:30,698
Thank you.

1227
00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:33,334
So what's the minimum investment
for family and friends?

1228
00:51:33,336 --> 00:51:35,769
Uh, $250,000,

1229
00:51:35,771 --> 00:51:39,507
but I promised I wouldn't take
any money away from Axe.

1230
00:51:39,509 --> 00:51:41,675
What if he never finds out?

1231
00:51:41,677 --> 00:51:43,810
Patient/doctor in reverse?

1232
00:51:43,812 --> 00:51:46,413
Yeah.

1233
00:51:46,415 --> 00:51:47,881
Count me in for 250.

1234
00:51:47,883 --> 00:51:49,216
Done.

1235
00:51:49,218 --> 00:51:50,583
Thanks.

1236
00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,986
♪

1237
00:51:52,988 --> 00:51:57,757
♪ Right out of nowhere,
like a shooting star above ♪

1238
00:51:57,759 --> 00:51:59,358
♪ I was so thrilled ♪

1239
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,526
♪ With the new love
that I found ♪

1240
00:52:00,528 --> 00:52:02,094
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

1241
00:52:02,096 --> 00:52:03,829
♪ And you plan to see ♪

1242
00:52:03,831 --> 00:52:06,365
♪ That too many
are tearing me down ♪

1243
00:52:06,367 --> 00:52:10,936
♪ Your love was strange,
oh, baby, baby, baby ♪

1244
00:52:10,938 --> 00:52:13,572
♪ Your love was strange,
strange ♪

1245
00:52:13,574 --> 00:52:15,874
♪ Doo, Doo, Doo, I said... ♪

1246
00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:17,275
What happened?

1247
00:52:17,277 --> 00:52:19,577
Sorry, honey. I just...

1248
00:52:19,579 --> 00:52:22,180
Oh, don't worry about it.

1249
00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:24,882
Want me to undo you?

1250
00:52:24,884 --> 00:52:27,052
Yeah, thanks.

1251
00:52:27,054 --> 00:52:29,254
♪ The next time
you turn your back on me ♪

1252
00:52:29,256 --> 00:52:30,922
♪ There's someone in my place ♪

1253
00:52:30,924 --> 00:52:33,290
♪ Then you take your love
away from me ♪

1254
00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:35,459
♪ Your love was strange,
oh, baby... ♪

1255
00:52:35,461 --> 00:52:37,494
So you wanna just watch TV
and eat ice cream?

1256
00:52:37,496 --> 00:52:40,064
Yeah, perfect.

1257
00:52:40,066 --> 00:52:42,299
There's butter pecan.

1258
00:52:42,301 --> 00:52:45,169
I'm gonna go down
in a minute and get it soft.

1259
00:52:47,939 --> 00:52:49,639
[cheers, whistle, and applause]

1260
00:52:49,641 --> 00:52:51,441
[man] Play ball! Come on!

1261
00:52:51,443 --> 00:52:54,277
[crowd shouting indistinctly]

1262
00:52:54,279 --> 00:52:55,611
[man] Ball!

1263
00:52:55,613 --> 00:52:57,547
[Pete] Yeah, good eye, Teddy!
You're the man, baby!

1264
00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,415
You see it, you stroke it,
you're the man.

1265
00:52:59,417 --> 00:53:01,217
Hey, Coach.

1266
00:53:01,219 --> 00:53:03,018
Beautiful day
for a ball game.

1267
00:53:04,821 --> 00:53:06,389
- Really?
- Really.

1268
00:53:06,391 --> 00:53:08,723
[boy shouts indistinctly]

1269
00:53:08,725 --> 00:53:10,459
Is there something you want?

1270
00:53:10,461 --> 00:53:11,960
'Cause your lame shit
won't work here

1271
00:53:11,962 --> 00:53:13,495
any better than it did
in your office.

1272
00:53:13,497 --> 00:53:14,896
Aren't there rules
about you approaching me

1273
00:53:14,898 --> 00:53:16,965
- without my lawyer present?
- It's okay, Pete.

1274
00:53:16,967 --> 00:53:19,501
I'm not here for you.
Take it easy.

1275
00:53:19,503 --> 00:53:21,736
[man] Ball two!

1276
00:53:21,738 --> 00:53:24,605
[crowd groaning
and shouting indistinctly]

1277
00:53:24,607 --> 00:53:26,039
It was nice
that Karen and Bill

1278
00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:29,810
come out to see
their grandson play.

1279
00:53:29,812 --> 00:53:31,979
It'll be a little awkward
when we handcuff them

1280
00:53:31,981 --> 00:53:34,915
- and haul them off.
- [man] Strike!

1281
00:53:34,917 --> 00:53:37,951
[crowd groaning
and shouting indistinctly]

1282
00:53:39,121 --> 00:53:41,454
- [boy] Come on, Ted!
- [man shouts indistinctly]

1283
00:53:41,456 --> 00:53:42,888
Strike two!

1284
00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:45,492
I don't know. That looked
a little low to me.

1285
00:53:45,494 --> 00:53:48,728
Anyway, we got a subpoena on
your folks' investment portfolio

1286
00:53:48,730 --> 00:53:49,829
and it seems that
they were in

1287
00:53:49,831 --> 00:53:52,732
on the Pepsum trade,
among others.

1288
00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:56,902
And I know and you know
that was not a legal trade.

1289
00:53:56,904 --> 00:53:58,437
And they'll say that
they didn't know,

1290
00:53:58,439 --> 00:53:59,671
that they're innocent.

1291
00:53:59,673 --> 00:54:03,575
But hey,
that's what they all say.

1292
00:54:03,577 --> 00:54:05,577
- This is not right.
- Yeah.

1293
00:54:05,579 --> 00:54:07,446
Right and wrong.
That's a funny line, isn't it?

1294
00:54:07,448 --> 00:54:11,283
- [man] Ball!
- [crowd groaning]

1295
00:54:11,285 --> 00:54:13,152
But you know what is
kind of wrong?

1296
00:54:13,154 --> 00:54:15,020
This being Saturday,
we bring them in,

1297
00:54:15,022 --> 00:54:16,254
the courts aren't open,

1298
00:54:16,256 --> 00:54:18,156
so it's gonna be
a sleepover situation.

1299
00:54:18,158 --> 00:54:21,292
They don't deserve that.

1300
00:54:21,294 --> 00:54:23,794
But that's what
they're gonna fucking get.

1301
00:54:23,796 --> 00:54:26,664
[man shouts indistinctly]

1302
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,668
- Yeah, I'll come in on Monday.
- Yes, you will.

1303
00:54:31,670 --> 00:54:33,603
Way to go, Teddy! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

1304
00:54:33,605 --> 00:54:34,771
[crowd shouting and cheering]

1305
00:54:34,773 --> 00:54:36,739
Take third!
Take third, John!

1306
00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:40,043
Okay, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up, hold up.

1307
00:54:40,045 --> 00:54:42,812
Good thing
you held your player.

1308
00:54:42,814 --> 00:54:44,214
They had him
dead to rights.

1309
00:54:44,216 --> 00:54:47,250
[crowd shouting indistinctly]

1310
00:54:52,955 --> 00:54:56,225
[Edwin Starr's "War"
playing] ♪

1311
00:54:56,227 --> 00:54:58,594
[Pete] You rock, Teddy!
You run on anything!

1312
00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:00,529
♪ War, huh ♪

1313
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:01,797
♪ Yeah ♪

1314
00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,699
♪ What is it good for? ♪

1315
00:55:03,701 --> 00:55:05,334
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

1316
00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:07,101
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪

1317
00:55:07,103 --> 00:55:08,903
♪ War, huh ♪

1318
00:55:08,905 --> 00:55:10,171
♪ Yeah ♪

1319
00:55:10,173 --> 00:55:12,340
♪ What is it good for? ♪

1320
00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:13,908
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

1321
00:55:13,910 --> 00:55:15,677
♪ Say it again, y'all ♪

1322
00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:17,144
♪ War, huh ♪

1323
00:55:17,146 --> 00:55:18,913
♪ Good God ♪

1324
00:55:18,915 --> 00:55:20,948
♪ What is it good for? ♪

1325
00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:22,517
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

1326
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:25,586
♪ Listen to me, oh, war ♪

1327
00:55:25,588 --> 00:55:28,288
♪ I despise ♪

1328
00:55:28,290 --> 00:55:33,159
♪ 'Cause it means destruction
of innocent lives ♪

1329
00:55:33,161 --> 00:55:37,431
♪ War means tears to thousands
of mother's eyes ♪

1330
00:55:37,433 --> 00:55:41,467
♪ When their sons go off
to fight and lose their lives ♪

1331
00:55:41,469 --> 00:55:44,203
♪ I said war, huh ♪

1332
00:55:44,205 --> 00:55:45,504
♪ Good God, y'all ♪

1333
00:55:45,506 --> 00:55:46,825
♪ What is... ♪

1334
00:55:46,827 --> 00:55:51,827
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